"Two things define you. Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything."
"Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place."
This is probably a good time to mention that I can hold a lit match in my mouth. I guess a better tip would be, “practice until you can do it drunkenly.”